Places to drink
Old Wagon Saloon: OWS' saloon theme and beer pong tables (per request) attract a lot of bro-y clientele, but it can still be fun. It's where I learned to play shuffleboard, and my friends and I have a tradition of eating post-Thanksgiving-Thanksgiving-dinner there to this day, so it holds a special place in my heart.
You've probably heard about it because of the 2018 movie "Winchester," which is basically a documentary that is 100 percent accurate and stars Helen Mirren, Jason Clarke and some kid that walks around with a bag over his head (I'm serious).
But you can miss out on it if you want, I'm not your boss.) In addition to exhibitions about tech and robots, there's an earthquake simulator that is so scary it can make a young child (not me) burst into tears (again, not me) during her elementary school trip (definitely not me). Places to geek out
The Tech Interactive (formerly the Tech Museum): Bright orange with a purple dome up top, you can't miss the museum. (Visually you can't miss it.
Yes, just like the last couple of years when the company ceased its 12-year run in San Francisco in 2017, Apple forced thousands against their will to descend upon this great giant suburb. Apple's kicked off its WWDC developers conference on Monday, introducing several products and software updates including the Apple Pro Display XDR, MacOS Catalina and iOS 13, and the new Mac Pro. Though the audience sounded excited enough about the devices, it was to the collective dread of the developer community and press that the event was once again being held in San Jose, California.
Any Vietnamese restaurant, anywhere: Along with LA, SJ has the best Vietnamese food in California. Oh and yes, the service is aloof, but deal with it. Not every place is spectacular, but even mediocre Viet food in SJ is better than anything you'll find elsewhere (including SF). Go to Dac Phuc for the pho (note: It's closed on Mondays), nha nghi vung tau Tau for the downtown location and Com Ga Nam An for the Hainanese chicken.
I would know because I use words like poppin'. Silicon Valley Comic Con and Facebook's F8 were held there; we're home to supersexy tech companies that make headlines every day, like Cisco Systems and Western Digital; and legendary punk rock band No Use For a Name is from there (RIP, Tony Sly). But one should be so honored to visit the third-biggest city in California (and 10th in the US) because it's really poppin'.
San Francisco natives in particular have a whole complex about hating it for some reason. Also it's really expensive to live there despite its rising crime rate (who told you about that anyway? Little do people know, however, that San Jose (aka my hometown) is the best city in the world*. Something about it being boring or being populated with too many strip malls or having a hockey team that chokes.
So if you're one of the lucky ones to have to visit San Jose because your job depends on it, or you didn't realize that was where you were going before you applied for the ticket lottery, here's CNET's guide to WWDC 2019 as it rises again in downtown San Jose.
Lick Observatory: Located on top of Mount Hamilton, it featured the world's largest telescope back in its heyday. Don't ask me how I know. Make sure you visit during operating hours though, because you will get stopped for trespassing by that one cop who's up there on Mt.
Cinebar: What used to be a super divey, cash-only bar that served $7 LCs with a heavy pour (don't ask what's in it), Cinebar has since been remodeled with some skate theme. It may not have the same charm as it used to have, but at least it's cleaner and roomier now?
People can't decide if the ghost is a warden or a prisoner, but it probably has ace taste in beers by now and is a Premiere League fan. Trials Pub: Though not as central in downtown, this pub is great if you're looking for something chill. Fun fact, its basement used to be a jail, and it's haunted by a ghost (not the Winchester ones).
In 1984, Steve Jobs unveiled the original Apple Macintosh at De Anza. De Anza College: Yes, De Anza is technically in Cupertino, but it's still close enough for Apple fans to visit for its place in tech history. Steve Wozniak went here after getting kicked out of another university for hacking its computers. And I can personally attest that the school's outdoor benches are especially comfortable for napping between classes.
There are two locations and both get sloppy after midnight. It's famous for its delicious orange sauce that you should drizzle on everything. La Victoria Taqueria: La Vics is the closest to an SF Mission burrito™ you can get. So if you still want tasty burritos but want a tad chiller ambiance, walk over to Iguana's nearby.
San Jose Improv: During the week of WWDC, MADTV actor Amir K will perform stand-up. I ended up throwing up my drink right there on my table. True story, in high school I went to see Brian Regan there and choked on my drink while laughing and coughing at the same time. The waitstaff was nice about it though, but the Improv has this two-drink minimum and since I was a teenager, that $6 soda I threw up was, like, a lot.
Old Wagon Saloon: OWS' saloon theme and beer pong tables (per request) attract a lot of bro-y clientele, but it can still be fun. It's where I learned to play shuffleboard, and my friends and I have a tradition of eating post-Thanksgiving-Thanksgiving-dinner there to this day, so it holds a special place in my heart.
You've probably heard about it because of the 2018 movie "Winchester," which is basically a documentary that is 100 percent accurate and stars Helen Mirren, Jason Clarke and some kid that walks around with a bag over his head (I'm serious).
But you can miss out on it if you want, I'm not your boss.) In addition to exhibitions about tech and robots, there's an earthquake simulator that is so scary it can make a young child (not me) burst into tears (again, not me) during her elementary school trip (definitely not me). Places to geek out
The Tech Interactive (formerly the Tech Museum): Bright orange with a purple dome up top, you can't miss the museum. (Visually you can't miss it.
Yes, just like the last couple of years when the company ceased its 12-year run in San Francisco in 2017, Apple forced thousands against their will to descend upon this great giant suburb. Apple's kicked off its WWDC developers conference on Monday, introducing several products and software updates including the Apple Pro Display XDR, MacOS Catalina and iOS 13, and the new Mac Pro. Though the audience sounded excited enough about the devices, it was to the collective dread of the developer community and press that the event was once again being held in San Jose, California.
Any Vietnamese restaurant, anywhere: Along with LA, SJ has the best Vietnamese food in California. Oh and yes, the service is aloof, but deal with it. Not every place is spectacular, but even mediocre Viet food in SJ is better than anything you'll find elsewhere (including SF). Go to Dac Phuc for the pho (note: It's closed on Mondays), nha nghi vung tau Tau for the downtown location and Com Ga Nam An for the Hainanese chicken.
I would know because I use words like poppin'. Silicon Valley Comic Con and Facebook's F8 were held there; we're home to supersexy tech companies that make headlines every day, like Cisco Systems and Western Digital; and legendary punk rock band No Use For a Name is from there (RIP, Tony Sly). But one should be so honored to visit the third-biggest city in California (and 10th in the US) because it's really poppin'.
San Francisco natives in particular have a whole complex about hating it for some reason. Also it's really expensive to live there despite its rising crime rate (who told you about that anyway? Little do people know, however, that San Jose (aka my hometown) is the best city in the world*. Something about it being boring or being populated with too many strip malls or having a hockey team that chokes.
So if you're one of the lucky ones to have to visit San Jose because your job depends on it, or you didn't realize that was where you were going before you applied for the ticket lottery, here's CNET's guide to WWDC 2019 as it rises again in downtown San Jose.
Lick Observatory: Located on top of Mount Hamilton, it featured the world's largest telescope back in its heyday. Don't ask me how I know. Make sure you visit during operating hours though, because you will get stopped for trespassing by that one cop who's up there on Mt.
Cinebar: What used to be a super divey, cash-only bar that served $7 LCs with a heavy pour (don't ask what's in it), Cinebar has since been remodeled with some skate theme. It may not have the same charm as it used to have, but at least it's cleaner and roomier now?
People can't decide if the ghost is a warden or a prisoner, but it probably has ace taste in beers by now and is a Premiere League fan. Trials Pub: Though not as central in downtown, this pub is great if you're looking for something chill. Fun fact, its basement used to be a jail, and it's haunted by a ghost (not the Winchester ones).
In 1984, Steve Jobs unveiled the original Apple Macintosh at De Anza. De Anza College: Yes, De Anza is technically in Cupertino, but it's still close enough for Apple fans to visit for its place in tech history. Steve Wozniak went here after getting kicked out of another university for hacking its computers. And I can personally attest that the school's outdoor benches are especially comfortable for napping between classes.
There are two locations and both get sloppy after midnight. It's famous for its delicious orange sauce that you should drizzle on everything. La Victoria Taqueria: La Vics is the closest to an SF Mission burrito™ you can get. So if you still want tasty burritos but want a tad chiller ambiance, walk over to Iguana's nearby.
San Jose Improv: During the week of WWDC, MADTV actor Amir K will perform stand-up. I ended up throwing up my drink right there on my table. True story, in high school I went to see Brian Regan there and choked on my drink while laughing and coughing at the same time. The waitstaff was nice about it though, but the Improv has this two-drink minimum and since I was a teenager, that $6 soda I threw up was, like, a lot.
